Comments on: Caption Contest: What Rangers Do On Off Nights

By: Troy

Troy — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:08:25 +0000

That should actually say…
“Disclaimer: The Rangers do not now, nor have they ever condoned the 1970s”

Troy — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:07:16 +0000

“The Rangers do not now, nor have they ever condoned the 1970s”

Mike E — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:31:55 +0000

“Auditions for Bosley in remake of Charlie’s Angels TV show.”

Jolly — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:15:17 +0000

Trust me baby, I play baseball better than I dress!

Quoner — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:34:31 +0000

Mr. Andrus, you have a massive erection.

Eric Celeste — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:24:47 +0000

“For just one night, let’s not be co-workers. Let’s be co-people.”

Longhorn Matt — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:15:26 +0000

60% of the time, the Rangers win every time.

Pattie — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:02:28 +0000

Elvis: Do you think Evan will mind me borrowing his wig?

dave — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:57:29 +0000

How about “Today we spell “redemption”… R-O-N. ”

“He’s standing in the middle of the baseline saying, “You gotta take home plate from me!” So there I go head first… ”

“When everything’s a little clearer in the light of day / And we know the night is always gonna be there anyway. “

David C — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:31:14 +0000

Matt Harrison looks dressed like he could have been at the Rangers first ever home game, when they presented all the players with cowboy hats.