Get Your (Homer) Pool Cues Right Here

Posted on July 1st, 2009 4:42pm by Evan Grant
Filed under Contests and Promotions, Home run pool

Hey, listen, I’m running out of stupid puns for the Homer Pool headline. Any help would be most greatly appreciated. When you are down to using parentheses, you are really scratching rock bottom.

Anyhoo, here’s your Rangers lineup against Angels RHP Jered Weaver as Texas tries to get back to within a half game of first place in the AL West:

2B Ian Kinsler, 3B Michael Young, LF David Murphy, CF Marlon Byrd (5-for-12 against Weaver), DH Hank Blalock (8-for-21, HR), RF Nelson Cruz, C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, 1B Chris Davis, SS Omar Vizque and pitching for the Rangers … RHP Kevin Millwood.

The waterslide is open and slicked down so you won’t burn your little tushes on the way into the water. The belly-flop contest comes up later. I’m a champ.

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20 Comments to “Get Your (Homer) Pool Cues Right Here”
  • Adam D @ July 1st, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    kinsler, 1st inning, 0 outs

  • cameron @ July 1st, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    No homers
    3 runs

  • Brent @ July 1st, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    No homers, 4 runs, 1 win

  • Dr Pepper presents Batface McGee @ July 1st, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    I’m back with a vengeance.

    Give me Nelly in the 2nd
    1 out
    1-2 count
    8,195 ft

  • RyanC @ July 1st, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Murphy
    1st inning
    1 on, 1 out
    0-1 count
    400 ft.

  • P1 Tim @ July 1st, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Hank Blalock
    2nd inning
    0 on, 0 out
    2-0 count
    385 ft

  • B. Money @ July 1st, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Blalock
    2nd inning
    1 on
    0 outs
    1-1 count
    410 ft.

    *Hey! I’m not calling a Kinsler leadoff HR for the first time. What?!

  • B. Mitchell @ July 1st, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Byrd
    1st
    1 on
    1-2 count

  • andrewp @ July 1st, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Nelson Cruz
    2nd inning
    no on
    no outs
    3-1count
    418ft

  • Andrew @ July 1st, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Mike Young
    2nd Inning
    2-1 Count
    1 on
    1 out
    378 ft

  • JustSaying @ July 1st, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Kinsler
    1st pitch
    410

  • Ram1 @ July 1st, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Young, 3rd, 2-2, 2 on, 409ft

  • Jeff S @ July 1st, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Davis
    2nd inning
    1-1 count
    0 on
    395 ft

  • David in Cleburne @ July 1st, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Crush Davis
    4th inning
    1-2 count
    Nobody on
    387 ft

  • Michael in LH @ July 1st, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Byrd
    1st inning
    2-1 count
    1 on
    2 outs
    417 feet

  • scooper @ July 1st, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Davis
    3rd inning
    1 on
    2-2 count
    418 ft.

  • declan @ July 1st, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Omar
    6th
    2-1
    0 on
    331 ft

  • jb @ July 1st, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    The Byrd is the Word, 2nd, 0on, 0-1, 416ft

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