While Bullet Bob Sturm is off blogging on the bloodbath of UFC No. 100, we’ll be here, as usual, blogging on a kinder, more gentle sport. But we can’t start live blogging without a home run pool, so here, for your pleasure is tonight’s homer pool. Remember: If you have won and have not received your prize, please send me an email to remind me. I don’t want to be the Bernie Madoff/Alan Stanford of Homer Pools.
And what do you need to run a homer pool? Well, you definitely need a lineup. Fortunately, we have that right here for you. The Rangers are facing LHP Jarrod Washburn, which means that left-handed hitting OF David Murphy was going to be out of the lineup anyway even if he didn’t have a sore right ring finger. Murphy said his finger is significantly better and coul dplay if needed.
So, here’s what the Rangers are sending out against Washburn: 2B Ian Kinsler, 3B Michael Young (20-for-60, 3 HRs vs. Washburn), CF Josh Hamilton (2-for-4 HR), DH Andruw Jones, 1B Hank Blalock (10-for-35, HR), LF Marlon Byrd, RF Nelson Cruz, C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, SS Elvis Andrus and pitching for the Rangers … RHP Kevin Millwood.
If you kids behave, I might even set up the volleyball net in the pool.
Ian
1st
0 on
first pitch
385 ft
Elvil
5th
0 on
2-1 count
402 ft.
I meant Elvis
Kinsler
1st
0 on
3-2 count
400 feet
Hamilton
1st
1 on
3-1
415
No homers
2 runs
How bout Nellie “Home Run Derby” Cruz
2nd
1 on
0-1
400
No homers, 5 runs.
Hamilton, 8th, 2on, 0-0, 5280ft
Nelson Cruz
2nd
none on
2-0
417
So did anyone notice?
The UFC pool, err ring might have blood in it.
OK everyone back to guessing those HR predictions.
@CorditeSmoke: I thought the water was a little Salty….
Therefore, Salty in the 5th inning, 1 on, 3-1 count. 402 ft.
Byrd
5th
1 on
2-1
399 ft
Young
3Rd
0 on
1-1
377
HAMILTON
1st
1 on
2-2
411
Evan, didn’t you mean homoerotic UFC blogging?
Jones
3rd inning
1 on
1-0
1 out
398 ft.
Kindler
1st inning
0 on
0 out
2-2 count
404 ft.
Mir
3rd round
Arm bar
…whoops, wrong blog
Ham
1st
1 on
1-0
388 ft
Jones, 3rd, 1on, 2-2, 395ft
Young
1st
1 on
1-0
386 ft.
Josh Hamilton
1-1 pitch
Bases Empty
2 out
417 feet
Cruz
5th
0 on
2-2
400′
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