Your Friendly Neighborhood Rangers Homer Pool

homer4Time for yet another round. But first, how to decide last night’s winner between Auditor (Ian Kinsler, leadoff, 2-2 count, 400 feet) and Last of The Romohicans (Kinsler, leadoff, 2-1 count, 417 feet). Kinsler actually hit a leadoff homer on an 0-and-1 count that traveled 403 feet. By my figuring, Romohicans was one pitch closer than the Auditor, but Auditor was within three feet of the homer’s distance while Romo was 14 feet off. Here’s what I’m going to do: I’m going to ensure they both get Dr Pepper products. And I’ll leave it up to you to decide who should get the autographed baseball.

So when you play today, please also simply add “Auditor” or “Romohicans” to your entry. And you two – no contacting family members and friends to jam the ballot box!

Here is your Rangers’ lineup against RHP John Smoltz: 2B Ian Kinsler, 3B Michael Young, RF Josh Hamilton, DH Andruw Jones, 1B  Hank Blalock, CF Marlon Byrd, LF David Murphy, C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, SS Elvis Andrus and pitching for the Rangers … RHP Kevin Millwood.

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30 Comments to “Your Friendly Neighborhood Rangers Homer Pool”
  • oz

    Hamilton, 3rd, 1 on, 1-1 count, 434 ft

  • cameron

    No homers.
    2 runs.
    Romohicans – the distance is just an estimate any way.

  • Patrick A.

    Josh Hamilton
    1st inning
    1 on
    1-2
    428 feet

  • Anthony

    Young
    3rd inning
    1 on
    1 out
    2-0 count
    404 ft

    Romohicans

  • Auditor

    Blalock
    2nd Inning
    0 on
    1 out
    2-2 count
    400 feet

    Romohicans

    (honestly, who is going to vote for an “auditor”?)

  • Juboon

    Murphy
    6th inning
    0 on
    2 outs
    full count
    395 feet

    Romohicans — pitch comes before distance. Can’t see how far it goes if you don’t hit it first. :)

  • Longhorn3621

    Jones 6th inning, 1 on 2 out, 2-1 count, 435 ft

  • Bob

    No homers
    Neither

  • B. Money

    Ian Kinsler
    1st inning
    0 on
    0 out
    1-1 count
    398 ft.

    Last of The Romohicans

  • Dr Pepper presents Batface McGee

    Jones
    1st
    1-1 count
    8,520 ft

    I vote you give the ball to me; your longest, most loyal reader.

  • Craig

    Hamilton
    3rd inning
    1 on
    0 out
    0-2 count
    417 feet

    Romohicans

  • idiotbox

    Jones in the 2nd
    Solo shot
    2-1 pitch
    384 feet

  • Trey

    Hamilton in the 4th
    1 on
    1 out
    2-1 count
    356 feet

    Voting for the underdog–Go Auditor!

  • Mike E

    Murphy,
    2nd inning,
    1-1 count,
    1 out,
    1 on,
    390ft.

    Auditor,
    To me a 2-2 count is closer to an 0-1 count because the batter’s behind in the count.

  • Matt ryan

    Andrus
    3rd
    380 ft
    1-1 count
    0 on

  • Longhorn Matt

    Josh Hamilton
    6th inning
    2 men on
    0-0 count
    421 ft.

    Auditor. Only one pitch difference between the two, and only three feet away is too close to ignore.

  • TD

    O homers
    6 runs

    Auditor

  • Neil Armstrong was a Righteous Dude

    Marlon Byrd
    7th inning
    0 on
    1 out
    1-1 count
    389 feet
    (bonus points: breaks a scoreless tie)

  • becca

    murphy
    4th inning
    2-1 count
    1 on
    409 ft

    and i vote that battface gets the ball. ok, really i’d go with last of the tonys

  • jb

    Byrd, 2nd, 0-0, 0 on, 385ft

    Romauditor.

  • badspellr

    Hamilton
    Inning 5
    Pitch 2-1
    Outs 0
    Men on Base: nope
    Distance 436

  • Dan

    Murphy
    5th
    1 on
    1 out
    2-1 count
    390 ft

  • Steve The Dog

    Michael Young
    5th Inning
    2-0 count
    1 on
    1 out
    424 feet

  • Steve The Dog

    Oh yeah, the Auditor

  • Chris Hartman

    Byrd
    1 out 1 on
    2nd inning
    1-0 count
    392 ft

  • Dylan

    Under the Wire:

    Byrd – 5th
    3-1
    1 on
    392 feet.

  • scooper

    murphy
    4th inning
    0 on
    2-1 count
    405 ft.
    Neither (I think the last time that there was a tie, you decided that both missed the count totally and one was obviously the closest on the distance. That’s why I thought last night that Auditor won. Personally, I would call it a tie and give the ball to the first clear-cut winner.)

  • Stuart

    MY
    1st
    0 on
    2-1 count
    395 feet
    auditor

    (to me it is harder to predict the distance – min is what 326 down the right field line and 470 for a blast- jost in mid may that pitch count, at worst you will only be 3 pitches off)

  • JustSaying

    kinsler
    1st pitch
    403

  • marc

    Josh
    1st
    0 on (what, the rangers score with runners on?)
    2 out
    450 feet

    Auditor (vote for my CPA brethren – assume he is an accountant)