Time for yet another round. But first, how to decide last night’s winner between Auditor (Ian Kinsler, leadoff, 2-2 count, 400 feet) and Last of The Romohicans (Kinsler, leadoff, 2-1 count, 417 feet). Kinsler actually hit a leadoff homer on an 0-and-1 count that traveled 403 feet. By my figuring, Romohicans was one pitch closer than the Auditor, but Auditor was within three feet of the homer’s distance while Romo was 14 feet off. Here’s what I’m going to do: I’m going to ensure they both get Dr Pepper products. And I’ll leave it up to you to decide who should get the autographed baseball.
So when you play today, please also simply add “Auditor” or “Romohicans” to your entry. And you two – no contacting family members and friends to jam the ballot box!
Here is your Rangers’ lineup against RHP John Smoltz: 2B Ian Kinsler, 3B Michael Young, RF Josh Hamilton, DH Andruw Jones, 1B Hank Blalock, CF Marlon Byrd, LF David Murphy, C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, SS Elvis Andrus and pitching for the Rangers … RHP Kevin Millwood.
Hamilton, 3rd, 1 on, 1-1 count, 434 ft
No homers.
2 runs.
Romohicans – the distance is just an estimate any way.
Josh Hamilton
1st inning
1 on
1-2
428 feet
Young
3rd inning
1 on
1 out
2-0 count
404 ft
Romohicans
Blalock
2nd Inning
0 on
1 out
2-2 count
400 feet
Romohicans
(honestly, who is going to vote for an “auditor”?)
Murphy
6th inning
0 on
2 outs
full count
395 feet
Romohicans — pitch comes before distance. Can’t see how far it goes if you don’t hit it first.
Jones 6th inning, 1 on 2 out, 2-1 count, 435 ft
No homers
Neither
Ian Kinsler
1st inning
0 on
0 out
1-1 count
398 ft.
Last of The Romohicans
Jones
1st
1-1 count
8,520 ft
I vote you give the ball to me; your longest, most loyal reader.
Hamilton
3rd inning
1 on
0 out
0-2 count
417 feet
Romohicans
Jones in the 2nd
Solo shot
2-1 pitch
384 feet
Hamilton in the 4th
1 on
1 out
2-1 count
356 feet
Voting for the underdog–Go Auditor!
Murphy,
2nd inning,
1-1 count,
1 out,
1 on,
390ft.
Auditor,
To me a 2-2 count is closer to an 0-1 count because the batter’s behind in the count.
Andrus
3rd
380 ft
1-1 count
0 on
Josh Hamilton
6th inning
2 men on
0-0 count
421 ft.
Auditor. Only one pitch difference between the two, and only three feet away is too close to ignore.
O homers
6 runs
Auditor
Marlon Byrd
7th inning
0 on
1 out
1-1 count
389 feet
(bonus points: breaks a scoreless tie)
murphy
4th inning
2-1 count
1 on
409 ft
and i vote that battface gets the ball. ok, really i’d go with last of the tonys
Byrd, 2nd, 0-0, 0 on, 385ft
Romauditor.
Hamilton
Inning 5
Pitch 2-1
Outs 0
Men on Base: nope
Distance 436
Murphy
5th
1 on
1 out
2-1 count
390 ft
Michael Young
5th Inning
2-0 count
1 on
1 out
424 feet
Oh yeah, the Auditor
Byrd
1 out 1 on
2nd inning
1-0 count
392 ft
Under the Wire:
Byrd – 5th
3-1
1 on
392 feet.
murphy
4th inning
0 on
2-1 count
405 ft.
Neither (I think the last time that there was a tie, you decided that both missed the count totally and one was obviously the closest on the distance. That’s why I thought last night that Auditor won. Personally, I would call it a tie and give the ball to the first clear-cut winner.)
MY
1st
0 on
2-1 count
395 feet
auditor
(to me it is harder to predict the distance – min is what 326 down the right field line and 470 for a blast- jost in mid may that pitch count, at worst you will only be 3 pitches off)
kinsler
1st pitch
403
Josh
1st
0 on (what, the rangers score with runners on?)
2 out
450 feet
Auditor (vote for my CPA brethren – assume he is an accountant)