Rangers Battling Clubhouse Flu Pandemic

ARLINGTON - The Rangers sick bay now has three patients. And counting.

Assistant GM Thad Levine confirmed that both LHP Eddie Guardado and INF Omar Vizquel both were unavailable with flu-like symptoms on Tuesday a day after putting RHP Frank Francisco on the DL with walking pnuemonia. Levine said there was a significant differences in the illnesses Guardado and Vizquel are dealing with and the viral infection that has knocked Francisco out of action.

Levine also said the club is taking precautions to try and ensure the flu bug doesn’t spread further. He also said team doctors do not believe the problem to be related to Swine Flue. It’s uncertain if other members of the team have been dealing with the issue.

“We’ve spoken with our doctors and they don’t think what we have is contagious,” Levine said. “We are taking precautions and we have a very clean clubhouse. We sent Eddie home [Tuesday] as a precaution against anything else.”

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8 Comments to “Rangers Battling Clubhouse Flu Pandemic”
  • scooper

    O’Day and C.J. should be unavailable tomorrow (both have pitched 3 consecutive days)
    Jennings should be unavailable (he hasn’t pitched 2 consecutive days all year).
    Eddie has the flu.
    Grilli has a bum ankle.

    That leaves: Eyre, Mathis, Nippert

    Who closes tomorrow?

  • randy

    Mad Dog? Feliz??????
    Nahh, probably Nippert.

  • haiku man

    pitchers kissing pigs
    clubhouse doctors have no clue
    Tamiflu right now

  • haiku man

    nomenclature foul
    pandemic across the world
    clubhouse not so large

  • becca

    at least it’s not herpes.

  • Ross

    Do heikus annoy anyone else? I hate poetry..

  • Longhorn Matt

    I, for one, like the haikus. Baseball can be a very poetic sport. Keep ‘em coming, haiku man.

  • Juboon

    I also write in support of Haiku Man!